... is a one man army.


All I do is eat, sleep and work like crazy.
Here's a breakdown of my day:

  • Eat5%
  • Sleep20%
  • E-Commerce35%
  • Clients50%

See what I bring to the table...

A WELL ROUNDED DEAL


speaking

COMMUNICATION

Succinct but informative (and inquisitive). Also fluent in Russian - говорим по Русски, comrade!
world

FROM EARTH

Born and raised on Earth (Philly), not on some shitty planet like Neptune.

VIDEOGRAPHY


PHOTOGRAPHY

 
 
 

RAMBLINGS

June 10, 2017
reading newspaper copy

What is it like to see red?

If one can’t explain what red looks like, chances are good that they’re not alone, in fact they’re just human, all too human. Red is all […]
April 23, 2017
10 resources local client seo

Top 10 Resources for Improving your Local SEO Pitch in 2017

March 19, 2017
reading newspaper copy

Philosophers gone Copywriting – a collection of quotes on the craft.

Good copy is part mindless reductionist science, part art. Its implicit yet cunning nature carries itself with great wit and oomph, and should seek to create as […]
 
 

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    ELON MUSK
    SPACEX CEO
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    SPOKESPERSON
    METROPOLITAN POLICE
  • Finish your Borscht!

    GRANDMA
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    AT&T
 

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